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I've made four kids cry

2009-11-18T23:03:00Z

Why would an individual who admits to having no peripheral vision be used in a car rental commercial? You can't put that guy behind the wheel!

mental battle of the sexes

2009-11-17T22:54:51Z

Hey, getting electrocuted by a security fence doesn't make you stupid. It makes you brave. Haven't these people seen "Jurassic Park"?

what's in pancake puppies?

2009-11-16T23:05:28Z

Ugh, unicorns. Can't take 'em anywhere.

it's a sneaker thing

2009-11-13T22:36:15Z

Those are nice shoes, but we hope he doesn't wear them in the rain. Not because they would get wet, but because his nose would fill up with water and he would drown.

look out for flying bananas

2009-11-11T20:13:30Z

This culture must have very different ideas about what makes food look appealing. In America, we don't like to eat things that come out of our noses. Well, not in public, anyway.

that would be end game

2009-11-10T18:43:53Z

This ad makes us hungry, which is probably the point, but we feel weird about it. Nobody wants to be hungry for fingers.

nothing says romance like chicken tenders

2009-11-06T22:19:14Z

And nothing says, "My wife is no longer interested in me" like an evening alone at the driving range.

do your own adventure

2009-11-04T23:39:17Z

Apparently, Mountain Dew helps you stay young while being true to your old-school roots. Is that what this ad is trying to say?

like you're eating for two

2009-11-03T00:09:22Z

Maybe "It will make you feel like you're pregnant" isn't the best angle for advertising food.

there's a maze out back

2009-10-30T20:33:10Z

Does typing the same phrase over and over have the same sinister implications if it's as simple as hitting copy-paste?

chair pants for the weak

2009-10-28T22:18:20Z

This commercial is fake. But it's for a real product. But you're not supposed to buy it. But you can if you want to. So, it's technically a real commercial. But they don't want to advertise the product that's advertised. They're actually advertising milk. Got it? Man, those Canadians sure are tricky.

latch on all accessories

2009-10-27T20:00:49Z

Uncoordinated opponent and broken television not included.

windows 7 whopper

2009-10-26T18:27:46Z

Hurry! This arterial blockage on a bun is only available for a few more days! We're getting on the next flight to Japan.

some of them have stains

2009-10-21T21:16:48Z

Before Robert Lee got hit five times with a crescent wrench, he was a neurosurgeon. But now, he talks real slow and sells mobile homes. And he tells it like it is.

the story of Alan

2009-10-20T22:33:42Z

In case you'd been wondering, the guys over at the Doritos company have a lot of time on their hands. They used to spend that time coming up with new flavors, but ever since the Bacon Grease Blasters failed, they've mainly just been writing power ballads.