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here kitty, kitty

2010-03-12T22:04:48Z

Too bad Phil couldn't find the early ancestor of a golden retriever or beagle to adopt instead.

get some hair action

2010-03-11T21:57:19Z

When using your Axe shampoo, watch out for that live ferret lurking within your lovely locks.

before you text, give it a ponder

2010-03-10T21:26:42Z

James Lipton knows acting and catfights better than anyone.

practice safe breath

2010-03-09T23:33:11Z

Gum may be refreshing, but it isn't going to do much nine months from now.

wash like a man, feel like a man

2010-03-08T20:36:47Z

This shower gel technology is very advanced -- only the most testosterone-filled, outdoorsy men should use it. Any woman who picks up the bottle may begin, as the voiceover states, "to feel like a man."

sit. stay. move verrrry slowly.

2010-03-05T20:51:23Z

Getting treats can be so beautiful in slow motion; too bad many of these dogs almost took off a finger when grabbing their treats in real time.

the woman whisperer

2010-03-04T17:37:10Z

Next, the woman whisperer will "remind" this girlfriend that putting the toilet seat down is overrated.

bald eagle trumps maple leaf

2010-02-26T20:11:59Z

Hockey may not be the American pastime, but displaying allegiance to our country sure is. When will Canadians learn?

forever is a long time

2010-02-25T16:16:49Z

Luckily, werewolves don't mind spotty 3G coverage. Being without opposable thumbs half the time means a lot less cell phone usage.

pajama jeans

2010-02-24T18:57:03Z

When casual wear goes more casual. Next up: slipper heels?

experience a loving embrace

2010-02-23T23:06:12Z

Who wants boring old flowers? Oh, but if you order a Hug-E-Gram, we'll include some, anyway, because the Hug-E-Gram is really lame by itself.

looking for a sexy gift?

2010-02-22T22:33:41Z

They're lucky they stopped when they did. The next gift she was about to open were gardening shears.

is there an echo in here?

2010-02-10T23:42:14Z

This kgb ad was actually banned from airing during the Big Game. Personally, we can't seem to figure out why.

in a cheetah print thong

2010-02-08T17:49:42Z

From the Big Game
After 25 years, Boost Mobile has showed us that these Bears still have the moves. The moves have slowed down a bit, gained some weight and may be performed from a power chair, but Chicago's finest are still shuffling their way toward infamy.

milka what?

2010-02-08T17:44:28Z

From the Big Game
While the E*Trade baby takes control of his portfolio like a wolf, Lindsey is getting a bad reputation.