extra ketchup please

September 30, 2010 2:33 PM



We used the steakhouse burger excuse after rear-ending someone on the highway last week.

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in the mood?

September 24, 2010 3:35 PM



When this wrapper landed in the middle of the Jones family reunion, things just got awkward. Very, very awkward.

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here's your receipt

September 22, 2010 6:27 PM



She was actually telling her husband to start the car because she had stolen 13 Swedish meatballs from the cafe area.

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it was a picture message

September 21, 2010 12:34 PM



You don't even want to know how many cases of beer is required after sending that same image to your mate's mom's husband.

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yeah, i love your ham baby

September 17, 2010 4:01 PM



Jerry curls make a comeback in Utah!

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For reals, playa'?

September 16, 2010 6:19 PM



Hotels are expensive in China – you can't blame a guy for trying to save a few dollars.

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how to get a raise, female edition

September 15, 2010 5:06 PM

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Are you a woman who hasn't had luck getting a raise? It's probably because your boss noticed your poor cleanliness habits ... down there.

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I didn't use it

September 14, 2010 5:23 PM



From this point on, Troy decided that he would stop using traditional helmets and rely only on his hair for protection.

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unicorn on the cob, anyone?

September 10, 2010 12:53 PM



Dolph better not get anywhere near our leprechauns, fairies or fauns.

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it's like a fantasy, only it's real!

September 9, 2010 6:59 PM



This is what happens when we take someone's prescription medication right before we go to bed on game night.

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chimp my ride

September 7, 2010 5:51 PM



What these kids failed to realize was that the trunk monkey wasn't chasing them -- he was running for his life, escaping months spent inside of some guy's trunk.

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what's cooler than cool?! cold drinks!

September 3, 2010 4:29 PM



We're definitely going to Wendy's the next time we want a cold drink. We just hope the rap song doesn't slow down our order.

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your texting problem solved

September 2, 2010 1:38 PM



This technology sounds perfect for people who suffer from "sausage fingers."

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what's up, chief?

September 1, 2010 5:40 PM



These guys are just jealous of Miami's fabulous weather.

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