We used the steakhouse burger excuse after rear-ending someone on the highway last week.
extra ketchup please
September 30, 2010 2:33 PM
in the mood?
September 24, 2010 3:35 PM
here's your receipt
September 22, 2010 6:27 PM
it was a picture message
September 21, 2010 12:34 PM
yeah, i love your ham baby
September 17, 2010 4:01 PM
For reals, playa'?
September 16, 2010 6:19 PM
how to get a raise, female edition
September 15, 2010 5:06 PM
I didn't use it
September 14, 2010 5:23 PM
unicorn on the cob, anyone?
September 10, 2010 12:53 PM
it's like a fantasy, only it's real!
September 9, 2010 6:59 PM
chimp my ride
September 7, 2010 5:51 PM
what's cooler than cool?! cold drinks!
September 3, 2010 4:29 PM
your texting problem solved
September 2, 2010 1:38 PM
what's up, chief?
September 1, 2010 5:40 PM


