opulence at its funniest

July 30, 2010 1:35 PM



So based on this commercial, Russians are fond of gold bars, dogs who play poker, and teeny tiny giraffes? Got it.

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rise up and stay alert

July 29, 2010 5:05 PM



Guess it's cooler to break into someone's apartment and blend into their stuff rather than steal it.

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nice try, dude

July 28, 2010 6:00 PM



This ought to show him for trying to outsmart a woman. Never going to happen.

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bad gifting

July 27, 2010 7:09 PM



Even aliens/robots/sexless beings get upset when they don't like their gifts.

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you know what makes me sad? you do!

July 23, 2010 3:18 PM



Maybe if all therapists were actually former drill sergeants, we'd save more money on healthcare costs.

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you can get with this...

July 21, 2010 6:43 PM



It's a sad day when you realize you're not as cool as a bunch of hip-hop hamsters.

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happy hour for coffeeholics

July 20, 2010 4:17 PM



I'm as much of a coffee lover as the next guy, but trying to re-brand "happy hour" as anything but an opportunity to unwind with a beer - or three - doesn't sit well with me.

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someone get the club soda

July 19, 2010 5:32 PM



We like color just as much as the next guy, but we're not big fans of screaming clowns on the run.

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damsel in distress

July 16, 2010 5:39 PM



Years of embarrassment and awkwardness could have been avoided if this guy had just updated his eyeglass prescription.

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patty cake, walrus edition

July 14, 2010 6:35 PM



We never knew how competitive walruses really are! At least they can admit when they're wrong.

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monocle smile!

July 13, 2010 6:32 PM




Isaiah Mustafa, star of Old Spice's popular viral marketing campaign, responds to online comments about their new body wash ads. Here, we learn what happens when handsome men compliment each other.

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shakey, shakey, shakey

July 12, 2010 4:32 PM



The owner of this car is about to get into a fist fight with a random wind storm.

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This baby's developmental skills far surpass his peers. It must be from all that pizza his mom ate while she was pregnant.

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la revolucion de chinchilla

July 8, 2010 6:11 PM



Chinchillas will rise up once again, avenging their fallen brothers who lost their lives to the fur industry and inattentive pet owners.

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two world wars

July 7, 2010 2:32 PM



Quick, someone turn up the Muzak before things get really awkward.

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you have a tethascope?

July 2, 2010 12:57 PM



We can't wait for the 8-hour marathon of Shakespeare's greatest works!

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maybe just a movie date?

July 1, 2010 5:48 PM



Every couple has their own ideas about foreplay. When it comes to the accident prone, a potential house fire is like a bottle of wine and chocolates.

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