I poo in blue

May 28, 2010 4:24 PM

Strap on a pair of aviator sunglasses and a leather bomber jacket and this kid is ready to meet the ladies.

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Sir, you lost?

May 27, 2010 11:28 AM

Guess we know the real reason why the Gray, Bland & Smythe accounting firm never has any customers.

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art class, bro!

May 24, 2010 3:50 PM

We thought that shot was impressive, but we have to side with the refs – it wasn't even close to the three-point range.

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but she's so pretty

May 21, 2010 6:29 PM

Guess there are more dangerous things that could hurt you at a hockey game besides a flying puck.

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I think your jeans need changing!

May 20, 2010 6:56 PM

Toddlers who want to hide that baby fat and look a little taller should go with the bootcut fit.

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your face is in a pile of nachos

May 19, 2010 5:32 PM

We've never woken up on the wrong side of the bed, but we do appreciate the fine craftsmanship of Amish furniture.

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don't you just hate followers

May 18, 2010 4:05 PM

Eventually, all three men lost their ability to grow facial hair.

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for broccoli, say "one"

May 14, 2010 10:14 AM

We don't fault the automated system; the blame falls on the girl who can't enunciate. We hope her parents are saving a lot of money with this bank, so they can afford a proper speech therapist.

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it's fast but can it remember my password?

May 13, 2010 3:20 PM

Too bad I'm the world's slowest typist.

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touch your tongue to your forehead

May 12, 2010 12:23 PM

The dangers of letting your dog stick his head out the window while driving on the Autobahn.

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is that why your curry is so bad?

May 10, 2010 6:07 PM

Poor Sanjay! First he finds out he's adopted, then he finds that his friends don't like his cooking.

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seriously, we all scream for ice cream

May 6, 2010 5:56 PM

Too bad no one told the guy in the back of the roller coaster car that he'd be pummeled with flying dairy products.

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25 years and still going

May 6, 2010 5:44 PM

Sure, this dude eventually solved his Rubik's Cube over the course of 25 years. But he never did learn how to write a check, talk to a girl or shave.

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where my mother fathers at?

May 5, 2010 4:38 PM

The swagger wagon gives you street cred at all the PTA meetings, little league games and ballet classes. But it won't guarantee that your kids will be cool.

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