silent but deadly

April 30, 2010 4:59 PM

Perfect for the couple who has everything ... especially gas!

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Taylor, I love you!

April 29, 2010 3:54 PM

Now Taylor will have high-quality evidence of any future stalkers.

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men with (questionable) talent

April 28, 2010 5:39 PM

Other "Men With Talent" competitions that weren't featured in this commercial include Find the Location (Without Asking for Help), The Great Chili Eat-Off, and Name That Pro Athlete.

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hopeless.

April 27, 2010 1:00 PM

This chihuahua has a hard time pronouncing car models; perhaps he should just stick to hawking Mexican food for a certain fast food chain.

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people would laugh at your jokes

April 23, 2010 5:26 PM

In a perfect world, we also wouldn't need things like credit cards, checking accounts or banks because everything would be free.

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does this happen to you?

April 22, 2010 6:06 PM

As demonstrated by our favorite infomercial nincompoops, everyday tasks can be really difficult. Thank goodness for toll free numbers and the ingenious products that they lead to!

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monster appliances

April 20, 2010 2:33 PM

We agree with this ad's narrator – someone has overstayed their welcome. It's time for that little kid to start contributing around the house and stop playing with his bike.

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avoid roadkiss

April 19, 2010 4:45 PM

This woman did find her prince upon kissing a frog, although she didn't realize he was the prince of (amphibious) thieves.

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one finger short

April 16, 2010 4:45 PM

The human population is in danger once all puppets become self-aware.

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look margot, plan b!

April 15, 2010 5:16 PM

Margot's habit of falling in love prematurely has led to another habit – multiple restraining orders passed against her. Good thing she has the Yellow Pages mobile app to find a good lawyer.

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always smooth

April 14, 2010 5:37 PM

Little Kiki should be more careful. Keith Stone isn't always available for rescue missions—sometimes, he's passed out in his own vomit, or busy trying to pick up college freshmen. Use caution, little Kiki.

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one deposit of lustrous locks

April 13, 2010 3:16 PM

Open a new savings account and the bank throws in three complimentary scrunchies.

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total eclipse of the card

April 12, 2010 12:12 PM

Never had Neville Smith felt so elated in his entire life. Right until the fireworks, when the thank-you crew realized they were looking for Neville Jones.

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chop, chop, ching

April 9, 2010 11:50 AM

What happens when the cable goes out.

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I thought you didn't like strawberries

April 7, 2010 5:04 PM

Some grandmas can be pretty cool; others can be very, very creepy.

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was that my left bicep?

April 6, 2010 3:51 PM

The only thing more impressive than bulging muscles are bulging muscles that can speak. And of course, body odor that stays away for 16 glorious hours.

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