fire hydrant red

December 30, 2009 5:34 PM



Don't worry, buddy. With that adorable accent of yours, you can probably just charm the car wash employees into cleaning the pee for free.

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the dirty side of holding grudges

December 29, 2009 3:15 PM



A dog can go from man's best friend to jilted pet with just a few forgotten treats. All it takes is one giant mud pit and the urge for revenge.

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the swamp monster snuggie

December 28, 2009 1:55 PM



Really, we only have ourselves to blame for this. We created a culture in which couch dwellers are too lazy to remove their arms from underneath a blanket. The Japanese had no choice but to outdo our idleness by creating the active outdoors version.

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the tax monster is attacking

December 23, 2009 12:07 PM



What do you get when you combine sci-fi and accounting? Claycomb CPA, of course! Don't worry prospective clients, that scary pig-man telecommutes to the office.

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when animals attack...furniture

December 22, 2009 2:33 PM



If you live in the Cleveland area, have credit problems and love filling your house with painted replicas of jungle beasts, welcome to Xanadu!

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the credit macdaddy is in the house

December 21, 2009 1:17 PM



If you buy a car from the Credit MacDaddy, your new vehicle may feature pimp cup holders and built-in cases to store tooth grills and various pieces of bling.

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hamster holiday jam session

December 18, 2009 2:52 PM



Is there really anything better than watching rodents play miniature plastic instruments? Remember: Christmas carolers come in all sorts of sizes and species.

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more sleep without counting sheep

December 17, 2009 3:20 PM



Who knew that puppets spend their nights at the Mattress Ranch? Must be comforting to be surrounded by all that soft foam and stuffing.

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the most handsome prince

December 16, 2009 3:21 PM



Every so often, the outside world interrupts the magical, make-believe existence you've created for you and your pet. That's when the walls come down and people witness the true relationship you have with your little four-legged baby.

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office envy?

December 15, 2009 5:01 PM



Guess your cubicle doesn't seem so bad after all? If only your office would allow for 3 o'clock games of Frisbee every afternoon.

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I pity the swimmer

December 11, 2009 6:09 PM



Mr. T then proceeded to launch his signature gold chains at children wearing floaties once he ran out of Snickers ammo.

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use the loofah

December 10, 2009 3:33 PM



Soapy detergent bubbles can be fun to pop, but become very, very creepy when left to their own devices.

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give it a ponder

December 9, 2009 2:52 PM



Tracy harnesses the magical power of unicorns and James Lipton's beard before sending texts. She relies on the guidance of dragons and Tom Selleck's mustache before sending most e-mails.

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guard your valuables

December 8, 2009 6:20 PM



What this man has here is a fire-fighting machine. It would be selfish to keep that talent to himself.

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what's the deal with your ear?

December 7, 2009 6:08 PM



Ah, yes. This nut job is a perfect role model for children. Parents, feed your child crazy artists for breakfast! It'll really help their math skills, we promise!

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come with an open mind

December 1, 2009 6:19 PM



Well, at least the dog looks fairly clean. Every dining customer prefers a healthy Westie to a mangy mutt, right?

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