strategic team-building activity

September 30, 2009 3:10 PM

Great idea, kid, but it sure was risky. What if you'd ended up with a sister? Playing soccer with your sister is even worse than playing alone.

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not too light at all

September 28, 2009 2:00 PM

You might think it's a little effeminate for a man to have a fluffy white poodle, but this poodle can drive a hatchback. You gotta respect that.

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teddy bear apparel

September 25, 2009 3:44 PM

This product sure is adorable. But let's limit the toy-themed clothing to plush animals, OK? We tried wearing undergarments made of Matchbox cars once. Seemed like a genius idea, but trust us—it did not go well.

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got it in the can

September 23, 2009 4:16 PM

And none of them are even walking funny! They must have had gentle bartenders.

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mess, stress, legal ramifications

September 21, 2009 3:35 PM

What's Web 2.0? Is that some kind of hip hop trick that 50 Cent used to get famous? Is it a new vitamin? Can we put that in our recipe?

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this burger's huge

September 18, 2009 1:27 PM

The story is that these guys made this ad with limited time and zero budget. Personally, we wish they'd had less time and negative budget. Those special effects are too impressive to be funny.

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just a b-hole kind of guy

September 16, 2009 4:21 PM

Why are they called Biscuit Holes if a biscuit never had a hole to begin with? Just curious.

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that was stupid

September 15, 2009 6:15 PM

Why does Janice seem so pleased?

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a rite of passage

September 14, 2009 6:03 PM

These monks don't speak much—mostly because they've killed all their brain cells with the practice rounds.

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too good to be true

September 11, 2009 3:06 PM

Crazy Bruce would never sell you a product without trying it himself. So, in order to make an honest commercial, he tested everything in the store right before filming.

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robot bear will cradle you gently

September 10, 2009 4:45 PM

If it drops you when it runs out of battery power, don't blame us.

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tanner wants a treat

September 9, 2009 9:34 AM

While we understand that most dogs are going to eat their own feces at some point whether your want them to or not, it might not be the best idea to encourage your child to facilitate this behavior.

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