magic poop collector

August 31, 2009 6:11 PM



Why stop at poo traps for dogs? Why not wear one yourself? After all, aren't you tired of those tiresome trips to the bathroom?

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why ever use a restroom again?

August 27, 2009 12:46 PM



Clever, but do the contents of the reservoir affect your swing?

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what's a vigvam?

August 26, 2009 3:31 PM



We have no idea what's going on or what's being said in this ad, but it's fun anyway. We like to assume it's advertising Russian assassins available for hire. Look how fast they can hide!

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practice your putting in the potty

August 25, 2009 4:55 PM



Wish your man would play more golf instead of helping around the house? Is your husband not spending enough time in the bathroom? We've got just the gift for you!

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smells like a drum set

August 24, 2009 4:29 PM



This may not seem like an ad, but hang in there. All this malarkey actually has a very important purpose.

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january, february, trucktober

August 20, 2009 3:50 PM



Apparently, this is a parody of some fake drink called Powerthirst. So it's a parody of a parody. Except it's a real commercial. Ow. Too much thinking for one day.

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toothpicks make it fancy

August 19, 2009 4:19 PM



Very nice, but is it really a good idea to be drinking white wine before operating heavy machinery?

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playoffs are coming

August 18, 2009 4:12 PM



Beware the incompetent factory worker who is secretly genius enough to turn a leaf blower into a giant blowtorch! That's gotta take some skills.

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epic cheek clench

August 17, 2009 8:45 AM



These crazy trick videos are all the rage right now. Crazy basketball tricks, crazy beer pong tricks, crazy pool tricks, etc. But this one has ... well, the thinnest laptops we've ever seen, anyway.

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long-lasting fresh scent

August 14, 2009 4:04 PM



That'll teach him not to stick his nose in other people's business.

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it's made for you

August 13, 2009 3:43 PM



No wonder astronauts are always in such good shape! Have you ever seen a fat astronaut? Have you?!

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genius ropeless jump rope

August 11, 2009 4:20 PM



Or, you could take it an extra step past the imaginary rope, and use imaginary handles, too—for free!

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want to join my band?

August 7, 2009 6:54 PM



He eats bat heads. The monkey throws its own poo. They'd be the ultimate on-stage duo!

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the saddest product ever

August 6, 2009 6:39 PM



This product—part of a line by Alice Wang for lonely dog-owners—attaches a severed hand to your dog leash so that you can pretend you're walking with a loved one. Or with a severed hand. Your choice.

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snuggie for man's best friend

August 5, 2009 11:00 AM



Rufus the rottweiller used to walk tall. He was king of the dog park. But then his owner bought him a pink fleece Snuggie. "They make it in 'large,' Rufus!" she said. "Obviously, it's OK for big dogs to wear them, too." Now, Rufus doesn't walk so tall. Rufus mostly lies under the porch and whimpers.

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don't spend a stinking fortune

August 3, 2009 4:31 PM



This ad does not mince words. No subtlety here—if your butt stinks, do something about it. That's the way we wish everyone in the world would talk. Things would get taken care of so much more quickly.

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