who needs a movie?

July 30, 2009 7:15 PM

Never mind the fact that most of this ad is made up of still images. It's still a MOVIE. And who needs a movie? You do!

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shake it up

July 28, 2009 6:43 PM

This exercise is just for ladies. Men generally don't need any extra "dynamic inertia" workouts.

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try new peanut butter AYDS

July 27, 2009 2:23 PM

Thank goodness there's no stimulants in AYDS. AYDS used to make us nervous, but now we just feel attractive and under control.

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faster than a flying elephant

July 23, 2009 2:03 PM

Who are the crazy aliens who stole our elephants and tried to kill them?!

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you'll think you can

July 21, 2009 6:32 PM

When a Volkswagen Polo with built-in wings dropped by a few minutes later, Joe started to wonder if he'd made the wrong decision.

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quick draw dynamo

July 20, 2009 6:23 PM

And it's oh-so-stylish, too! Flavor Flav has been known to wear one in gold.

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rescue your mouth

July 16, 2009 5:06 PM

Silly woman. Never eat garlic bread before being imprisoned. Everyone knows that.

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north korea parties like it's 1963

July 14, 2009 11:01 AM

You guys, based on this, North Korea seems pretty chill. We probably should just all get together for a beer some time and work things out.

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complete satisfaction guaranteed

July 13, 2009 5:52 PM

"All right, guys. That's a wrap. What do you mean we should go back and re-work the script? We nailed it!"

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dave, there's no such thing

July 10, 2009 7:04 PM

Yetis may not be real, but there's unicorns in them there mountains. Thanks, but no thanks, LandSAR—we'll take our chances.

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a surefire way to get chicks

July 8, 2009 2:08 PM

OK, so this isn't technically an ad, but it might as well be. The way he's holding his head and moaning at the end really makes us want to patent and produce our very own torture-clock.

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what's happening?

July 6, 2009 6:17 PM

That was when Tom and his young bride went over to the Ford dealership and picked up a shiny new Focus. They feared Volkswagens for the rest of their lives.

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