I looked at stuff

January 25, 2012 5:40 PM



Don't you just feel a tad bit guilty eating chips and salsa when the bag is literally holding down a conversation with you?

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cats with thumbs

January 19, 2012 5:50 PM



Cats will do just about anything, like skipping thousands of years of evolution, when it comes to milk.

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yep, your mind has just been blown away

January 13, 2012 5:08 PM



We hope one day brains and body sprays can work together in true harmony.

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tell 'em Gary sent you

January 10, 2012 5:14 PM



Gary Busey, you never fail to impress with your salesmanship (and insanity).

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such an easy word, "row"

January 5, 2012 6:00 PM



First Kia, now Geico -- guinea pigs are the new It species in Hollywood!

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I'll give you sweetitude

December 28, 2011 6:15 PM



So if that wasn't the announcer's grandma, didn't he just break into an old woman's house? That's not very sweet.

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take the bear out of shaving

December 21, 2011 6:14 PM



What can we say? We like our men grizzly and wild (and endangered).

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have a little faith

December 14, 2011 5:45 PM



So, did he ask her out on a date or what?! I need closure!

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man behind the mask

December 9, 2011 4:00 PM



So that dude is gonna hook up with an old man/hot lady?! That's some pretty magical body soap!

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you know who's a great listener, Mary?

December 2, 2011 5:15 PM



With that hair, you know Blake Griffin spends a lot of time in hair salons!

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I can mine diamonds

November 30, 2011 3:36 PM



Guess people who play World of Warcraft are either nerdy or just really angry.

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go get her, Ned!

November 19, 2011 6:10 AM



We weren't that interested in football until we heard Morgan Freeman's voice. That man could sell us anything, including insanely expensive game tickets.

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harajuku kiddies

November 16, 2011 5:48 PM



Uh, could these graphics (and children) be any more pixelated?!

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no fair-ohhhhhh

November 11, 2011 4:15 PM



The kid was more bummed by the fact that he had his crib notes hidden at the bottom of that chip bag.

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wall of balls

November 8, 2011 5:13 PM



We can't wait to plan our next trip to Portland!

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I'm so getting an A

November 4, 2011 5:53 PM



If that lava was tomato soup, the family could have just scooped it up and had a lovely dinner. What a waste.

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why don't you get a real job?!

November 1, 2011 3:19 PM



Don't worry, that old paparazzi guy still hid a tape recorder in his fanny pack (along with a baggie of prunes).

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happy halloween!

October 31, 2011 5:57 PM



Just as body spray fades, so too did this love affair. Plus, he ate her brains.

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just a man

October 25, 2011 5:09 PM



Staying out in the elements may be manly, but we think frostbite is a big turnoff.

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little drinkies

October 21, 2011 4:42 PM



Forget first class, shouldn't those sheep be in the cargo hold?

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