baby talk

May 14, 2012 5:15 PM

We swear, our cat does the same thing to us.

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strong genes

May 11, 2012 11:50 AM

Makes even the worst blind dates a little easier.

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what's up, bro-chacho?

May 10, 2012 10:47 AM

Look, if some people would just take bets seriously, then some people wouldn't end up with a "Muppet Babies" tattoo...I mean, tattooed eyebrows! Totally meant tattooed eyebrows.

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linda and mark

May 4, 2012 2:01 PM

Mark is probably more alarmed by the fact that Linda wears the exact same clothes decades later.

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let grandma rest in peace

May 1, 2012 11:38 AM

Maybe next time just try: "my dog ate my quarterly results presentation."

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car deconstruction

April 26, 2012 10:45 AM

If you did this with an SUV, when it becomes a car will it get better gas mileage? Asking for a friend.

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would you like a burger with that pizza?

April 24, 2012 11:26 AM

Go on, admit it. You're judging yourself for wanting one.

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college gives you the opportunity to, like, learn more

April 23, 2012 10:21 AM

So, where do we apply?

Continue reading college gives you the opportunity to, like, learn more.

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keep livin' the dream

April 17, 2012 11:24 AM

Remember when you were little and all you wanted was a nap and the biggest, baddest beard?

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steamy windows, eh?

April 16, 2012 11:49 AM

This soda makes even the most difficult situations better.

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looks like we made it

February 6, 2012 5:41 PM

From the Big Game
If this ad speaks the truth, when the world ends, only Chevrolets, Twinkies, denim and flannel will survive.

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the innovators

February 6, 2012 5:35 PM

From the Big Game
Cell phones: Getting you into trouble on airplanes since the 20th century.

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here, kitty kitty

February 6, 2012 4:28 PM

From the Big Game
Silly man. Everyone knows it's unwise to embarrass a cheetah.

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it's reinvented

February 6, 2012 4:05 PM

From the Big Game
It's everything you could possibly want ... except a pet tiger that also does your laundry. We want that, too, please.

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is that allowed?

February 6, 2012 3:38 PM

From the Big Game: Editor's Pick
We can't decide if Mr. Quiggly's footwear should be counted as an illegal performance enhancement, but either way, he sure does look adorable.

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your cheatin' heart

February 6, 2012 3:01 PM

From the Big Game
Maybe going through the self-checkout would have been a safer option in this case.

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we come in peace (and a Volt)

February 6, 2012 1:12 PM

From the Big Game
Another bonus of owning a Chevy Volt: extraterrestrial roommates!

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basketballs made of tires

February 6, 2012 1:08 PM

From the Big Game
OK so we get that Bridgestone was able to convince the NBA to loan out Tim Duncan and Steve Nash, but where did they get their hands on the test baby?

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